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Can someone give me ideas for funny pageant title name for Halloween?

I'm dressing as a pageant queen from the 80's with dress and make-up to match. Please be a creative as possible. Also, this is for an adult Halloween so don't worry about offending. By the way use you imagination, the dress is hunter green with shoulder pads and a big bow on the butt. And my sash is hot pink. This whole outfit is ridiculous looking. I even thought of being a drunk prom date. Any suggestions?

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